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M a y L o r d K r i s h n a s t e a l a l l y o u r t e n s i o n s a n d wo r r i e s o n t h i s J a n m a s h t m i ! A n d g i v e y o u a l l t h e l o v e , p e a c e a n d h a p p i n e s s !
H a p p y J a n m a s h t m i t o u & u r f a m i l y
H a p p y J a n m a s h t m i t o u & u r f a m i l y
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｡◕‿◕｡☆ ╰♡╮In a school ,,,,,science class ,,,,,,
four worms were placed into fourseparate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of...alcohol...
The second worm was put into a jar ...of cigarette smoke...
The third worm was put into a jar of ...sperm...
The fourth worm was put into a jar ...of soil...
After one day, these were the ...results:
The first worm in alcohol — dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke — dead.
The third worm in sperm — dead.
The fourth worm in soil — alive.
So the science teacher asked the
class — “What can you learn from
this experiment.” ?
Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said.
“As long as you drink, smoke and
have sex, you won’t have worms inside u.”
Why complicate life ?
1. Missing somebody – call
2. Wanna meet up – Invite
3. Wanna be understood – Explain
4. Have questions – Ask
5. Don’t like something – speak up
6. Look something – share it
7. Want something – Ask for it
8. Love someone – tell them
we only have one life.keep it simple & meaningful.
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