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Mobile Model: Nokia
Mobile Operator: 2348080429612
Occupation: studnt also fashon desing
Companies: sheriff dan fashon house
Schools: university of lagos, unilag
I Like: Godfearin bein honest truth cearin
I Hate: liys
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Mobile Model: Nokia
Mobile Operator: 2348080429612
Occupation: studnt also fashon desing
Companies: sheriff dan fashon house
Schools: university of lagos, unilag
I Like: Godfearin bein honest truth cearin
I Hate: liys
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Stupid answers for stupid
questions...
1. Someone calls
you at 2am in the nyt nd ask
"are u sleepin?" Ans no,I'm
pickin beans..
2. When its
raining and somone notices u
goin out yet they ask; are u
goin out in this rain?? Ans:
no in the next one
3. They
see you coming out of the
bathroom, wet; did u just
have a bath? Ans: no, i fell
into the toilet bowl
4. You
standing right in front of the
elevator on the ground
floor going to your office,yet
they ask; going up?? Ans:
no, i'm waiting for my office to
come down to me!
5. Your
boyfriend comes home with a
bunch of flowers and u still
ask him; are those flowers?
Ans: no baby, they're
carrots!
6. You're in the toilet
and you locked the
door,som1 knocks on the
door asking; is any1 there?
Ans: No! na shit lock the
door...mtscheew !!
7. You're in
the queue at the cinema to
buy tickets, a frnd sees you
and asks; what are you doin
here? Ans: i'm here to pay my
school fees!...
8. When people
see you lying down with your
eyes closed, they still ask;
are you sleeping?? Ans No!
I'm practising to faint...
Happy sunday.
questions...
1. Someone calls
you at 2am in the nyt nd ask
"are u sleepin?" Ans no,I'm
pickin beans..
2. When its
raining and somone notices u
goin out yet they ask; are u
goin out in this rain?? Ans:
no in the next one
3. They
see you coming out of the
bathroom, wet; did u just
have a bath? Ans: no, i fell
into the toilet bowl
4. You
standing right in front of the
elevator on the ground
floor going to your office,yet
they ask; going up?? Ans:
no, i'm waiting for my office to
come down to me!
5. Your
boyfriend comes home with a
bunch of flowers and u still
ask him; are those flowers?
Ans: no baby, they're
carrots!
6. You're in the toilet
and you locked the
door,som1 knocks on the
door asking; is any1 there?
Ans: No! na shit lock the
door...mtscheew !!
7. You're in
the queue at the cinema to
buy tickets, a frnd sees you
and asks; what are you doin
here? Ans: i'm here to pay my
school fees!...
8. When people
see you lying down with your
eyes closed, they still ask;
are you sleeping?? Ans No!
I'm practising to faint...
Happy sunday.
A man 4gets 2 zip up his trouser
so a lady tells him "sir, u left ur
GARAGE open" man gave her a
naughty smile as he zips up& ask
"did u see my BLACK JEEP parked
inside? D lady smiles back & says.
"Noooo just a 'keke napep' wit
two flat tyres"...
Gud morin frnds
so a lady tells him "sir, u left ur
GARAGE open" man gave her a
naughty smile as he zips up& ask
"did u see my BLACK JEEP parked
inside? D lady smiles back & says.
"Noooo just a 'keke napep' wit
two flat tyres"...
Gud morin frnds
U paid #5000 for gate fee 2
watch MI. Show, & i bought his cd.
For #100 & watch it in my house.
No fiddsence.
U pick taxes 2 office #500
everyday, & i Board public bus 2 d
same office for #50. I have #450
to spend on other things.
U bought 5alive #300 & i bought
5 fruits for #10 each & consume
them. Mine is more naturally
nutricious than urs
U bought popcorn #1000
@cinema & i bought corn and
groundnut #50 watching my
movie @home. We're both
chewing.
U went 2 cyber and paid #200 for
1 hour & i bought a day
subscription of #100 from my
network provider. whose is
better?
U have more than a girl friend & i
have jst one. Don't worry ur
account will tell @monthends. And
so on. So pals be wise on your
expense d economy of these days
is forcing us 2 b economical. The
choice is urs.
watch MI. Show, & i bought his cd.
For #100 & watch it in my house.
No fiddsence.
U pick taxes 2 office #500
everyday, & i Board public bus 2 d
same office for #50. I have #450
to spend on other things.
U bought 5alive #300 & i bought
5 fruits for #10 each & consume
them. Mine is more naturally
nutricious than urs
U bought popcorn #1000
@cinema & i bought corn and
groundnut #50 watching my
movie @home. We're both
chewing.
U went 2 cyber and paid #200 for
1 hour & i bought a day
subscription of #100 from my
network provider. whose is
better?
U have more than a girl friend & i
have jst one. Don't worry ur
account will tell @monthends. And
so on. So pals be wise on your
expense d economy of these days
is forcing us 2 b economical. The
choice is urs.
